Oh sunday. You are so cruel.

Where the hell did my weekend go?

I think I lost it somewhere in my laundry basket...

Uhm... anyways...

So first few speed bumps to my college life.

3 parking tickets. (Each $20 and I immediately appealed them. Fuck tha police! ... jk. don't arrest me. love you. )

And my car was backed into. It was parked right behind hers. In clear sight. Like how the fuck do you manage that?

BAH! So that was was a stressful two days.

Heard my voice on the radio. KJHK (90.7). Thursday. No biggie... but maybe I should take voice lessons for speaking because I sound like a freak. Maybe some guys like that though? (Call me if you do ;) )

Let's see what did I do Friday.

AAAHHHH SHIIITTTT FOUNTAIN DANCE.

I just peed a little. It was pretty exciting. The fountain got me wet.

(That's what she said!) .... Real original i know.

Oh and because I know Bekah will read this... I enjoyed our little bump' n' grind session by the fountain. Tell all your friends. :)

Saturday. Oh I slept in an hour past my alarm for my DJ shift. My bad :( but thank god for KJ.

Did a little sight-seeing in the AM of Sunday.

Sunday-day. Just slept and finished homework. Aren't I fucking cool? OH. And I bought a book from Borders.

So basically- shitty car problems but other than that. Eh. Ok. I feel like I need something witty to end this post with.

No thank you.

Except- why didn't anyone tell me the latest fashion fad was wearing designer flip flops that matched your purse? CUZ I'M BROKE! and that seems too cool/lame for me. That's why (:

Ah skeet skeet-

Lana

Humpy Time

Happy Hump Day!

But for real now... I'm half way through the first full week of classes and so far all I can think about is, "OMG I DONT WANT TO DO MY HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE TO OR IM GOING TO LIVE IN A DOUBLE WIDE MY WHOLE LIFE."

Did that seem too dramatic? Actually the homework isn't too bad because I happen to like all of my classes so reading the material is ok.

Oh. And for any girls in the future that claim to hang out with Tommy Lee. Just... Don't. Because what I really want to say to you is, "Did you get tested?"

So I'm sitting in my room all by my lonesome while watching Ghost Hunters. I really enjoy this down time to myself. But I'm about to go ghost hunting in my hall because I'm thinkin there has to be some kind of ghost here that wants me to find it. I'm just sayin'.

Let's see... anything else interesting in my life right now? Probably not at the moment but I'm excited for the weekend because it seems to me that crazy ridiculous stuff always happens.

And I wanna blog about it.

Right Neoow!

So sorry for this lame posty post. I'll have to add some pictures and vids soon! And that reminds me. My iPhone 4 arrived yesterday. I'm getting today. Succckkkk itttttt.

Haha buh bye now.

Lannnaaaaa

HUGE UPDATE YOU MUST READ THIS NOW.

So I know I just made this post this morning but something spectacular just happened in my life. It's 2:00 and I'm sitting with my friend Sarah in our lobby. She's giving me a lesson on men and eye contact.

APPARENTLY: when you make eye contact with a guy you aren't supposed to break the eye contact. EVER.

I didn't know this. I always break eye contact. I don't like awkward eye contact situations. So we argued for a bit about it and she said something about it showing weakness if you break the eye contact- plus the eye contact means you're interested. Her point being - she has a boyfriend and I do not. Ouch... Anyways... We asked my room mate Brenna her opinion on the matter when a VERY EXTREMELY GODS CREATION MAN OF SEX was in our presence (not really sure who he was but he had a key to our hall and was in the same room). Sarah made her argument again and asked Brenna what she thought about the eye contact - Should you keep it or break it? Then... something magnificent happened. This BEAUTIFUL CREATURE as he was walking out our front door said two simple words to live by : "Keep it". Just that. It was like a miracle from god. Or... whoever. (:

So I lose. Sarah wins once again. If a man of that sexiness says "Keep it". I'm deffffff keepin it. (:

Nap star

Wow.

So much has happened in the first week of school.

Our schol hall has been serenaded by two boy halls. I got two roses!

Woahh.... popular. Not really. :)

It's the second day of classes and they're all pretty kick ass. I actually didn't even have to go to two of them... at least until next week. Of course I already have homework so I'll be camping out at one of the libraries this weekend.

Did I mention that there are beautiful men everywhere?? I mean... I'm just saying I kinda noticed it. A little.

And if you're in Lawrence in the near future you NEED NEED NEED to go to Java Break off of Mass St. because it is amazing. And open 24/7.

Starting tomorrow at 6am I'll be DJing at KJHK (90.7) with Krista Jobst. Just sayin' it'll be legit.

Well I'm about to deuce out from my hall and go shop around with my roomie Brenna. A little boy scouting maybe :) I'll update this as soon as possible.

-Llllaaaaannnnnaaa

PS: Btw I've become an obsessive napper. For real. If I have an hour to spare. I nap. And I love it.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk

Wow-everything-is-happening-so-fast-i-don't-have-time-to-breathe.

That's exactly what my first day at KU has been like.

I assume this is probably what it was like for all of the new freshmen arriving on campus... At least I hope.

From choosing my bunk bed, to meeting my roomies and shooing my eager parents out the door it's been constant chaos. I kinda like it. (:

The women in my schol hall are amazing. My roomies are amazing. The frat boys who live down my street and play bball without shirts are also -- AMAZING.

Ooh and I happen to already have a list of things I need to buy soon ( I was so afraid I'd brought to much stuff at first) and one of those items is a toothbrush. Ooops (: I forgot. But it's whatever because there are literally a MILLION stores in Lawrence that are open 24/7 and taking the buses around town will def be an experience...

Oh gosh I've already got some pretty legit stories. Waiting in line for snow cones, after getting some mad air brush ink, a student started pop &locking. I guess that's what it's called? I'm not entirely sure, but it was fantastic.

Oh oh oh oh. I can't forget being serenaded by the men in a fellow schol hall with their guitars and manly man voices. One of the stunning guitarists gave me a rose. (: I reeaaaallllyyyy like it here. But... I'm sure I'll run into conflict soon haha.

Peace -

Lana