Life Lessons 101

Firstly- I'm so fucking happy it's almost Thursday. Like this week is being ridiculously long.

Seriously.

Secondly- I am aware it's been a while since I posted, but with only 1 follower I figured who really cares? And I don't have time to sit around and type this shiz bahaha. :)

Yea yea yea.

So I titled this "Life Lessons" because it seemed like a great way to catch the attention of those seeking advice.

1. Don't wear a dress on an extremely windy day down by Clinton lake and try to climb down to the water with other people around. You will most likely regret not wearing those spandex shorts and feel like the least graceful person in the entire universe.

2. Don't go swimming in Clinton lake. The water is freezing. The rocks are sharp and slippery. The sun is too bright. The waves are basically a tsunami of terror waiting to drown you. Although you will look like a bad ass... you also look kinda crazy. To the dude who did this - nice dread locks!! You're like 50 years old and rockin' em! Still stupid idea though.

3. Did you know that Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation?! Yea. I learned that at the sextival booth on campus. Clearly - we all need to ban corn flakes. I mean, what?

4. Don't stay up till 1am choreographing dances with your roomie instead of sleeping! All of those neck rolls and body pops will leave your body aching the next day, BUT you will have some killer moves for the next dance. ;)

5. Don't EVER take Philosophy: Argument & Reason. The professor may be really super awesome, but you (I) will not understand how an argument can be completely false in the "real world" but still be LOGICAL and VALID.

6. You also probably shouldn't take risque pictures as a joke and post them on your friends FB wall. It leads to a lot of awkwardness, but remember I said 'probably' so that means I won't follow my own advice lol.

Hmmm 6. That sounds like enough advice for one post! I will update some other time about men advice because I feel like you should learn from the mistakes I will obviously make. I'm a fool and suck at flirting so I know you will laugh. :)

Have a grand evening. I'm banking on at least 8 hours of sleep tonight. FUCK YEA!

Lana Banana is ouuuttttt.

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